my only fear for a female doctor is that they’re going to give her a male companion & shit like that to keep it ‘balanced’. like nah dude. make it gay u cowards.

(via satellitedyke)
i hope fagginess and transness and dykness all take over and kill everyone
(via queer-chnospinci)
one day I woke up and realised all the waiting and yearning was actually me living my life and it’s happening right now and it’s still good even if it’s not perfect and there is no moment when all your dreams get fulfilled and everything makes sense. like… this is it. this is life. you’ll waste away your youth waiting for some imagined future if you don’t love life for what it is now and make the most of it
(via norwastingtomorrow)
btw. did u know. in another life we were arsonists.
(via ocean-meets-mountains)
YOU live in a society. i live in a cave with worms and creatures and such. lalalalalalalalalalalala
(via psychotic-gerard)
just kicked this dude so hard his worms came out
(via juicemitio)
character design tip: get his fucking tits out
Happy Feet is the story of an lil autistic dude who stimmed so good he caused a reformation in the church
F*g is a slur and no amount of quirky posts is gonna make you cool for using it
You have rights because faggots and dykes fought for them. Respect that you cunt
You have rights because
faggots and dykes fought for them.
Respect that you cunt
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Dang, check that shit out. That’s a good fuckin’ haiku. Good job, haiku bot.
story about a lake i did recently. text formatting is based on the CBC’s closed captioning style guide.
whoa this got reblogged a bit while i was gone
(via hatingongodot)
oh i can’t fucking believe this. the gods—they smote me. just smited me out of the blue. i’ve been smit. they gave me absolutely no warning before smating me. smoted my guts all over the place. with thunderbolts and everything. absolutely smurted me
linguists and philosophers don’t know how this word works really
(via eldritchdyke)
what are you talking about? there’s never been an “s” in hampter.
(via knights-vigil)
do u guys know about butch lesbians. incredible stuff going on there
(via idrils)



